February 28, 2006
Happy Birthday Goner Records!!

When's the party?
I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
Friday night Ryan and I decided to hang out and we made a pact to not spend any money. Without going into any deets, let's just say we succeeded. And I got my sunglasses back from J-dread. it was a good night.













February 27, 2006
I Need A Vacation From My Vacation
After arriving back in Memphis last week from my trip to Amsterdam, I continued to party like there was no end to my bank account. But as it's said, all good things must come to an end. My week included shows at The Buc, Hi-tone and The Deli, an art show, keg party, Dish, Soul Party, and each night concluded at someone's house for an afterparty. And now as they say, 'Stick a fork in me cause I'm done!!"
I know I promised more on my trip, but whatever you can imagine - probably happened, so let's just look at the pictures, shall we?










February 24, 2006
Sunday Night

Check This Out

February 23, 2006
Go To This!!! Really!!
So, I went to Act One the new film from Old School Pictures (I love it when people younger than me call themselves old school!) last night and it was really, really great. I have a few critiques, but i think I will save those for the film makers, as I don't want to influence anyone's experience. If you get a chance, I highly recommend you go see this movie, one of Memphis' finest true indie offerings in a hot minute. Thanks to its successful first week run at the Studio on the Square, Malco has decided to extend its run for an extra week. So now it will be playing until MARCH 2nd. Watch the Trailer.

EJ has a much more articulate review - I save that kind of stuff for paying gigs, ya know?
Tonight @ Dish
We'll be hanging out...

And Let The Backlash Begin
Normally, I would let something like this go, because who really cares? But the sheer amount of douchebaggery that I have been subjected to in the past 24 hours makes me need to get this out of my system.
Boi From Troy wrote this column on Gridskipper about our trip to Holland:
Bloggers in Amsterdam: Not All For Free
First of all - This guy found us in Soho, no one had any idea who our stalker was until he introduced himself and within 5 minutes had his tongue down David's throat. Note the astonished look on David's face just a few seconds after the event...

This seems to be the guy's MO since he showed us a picture of another "famous" blogger that he had swapped spit with recently that's supposedly only into the ladies, but I digress..
Anyway, I have no idea what world this guy was living in that night, I mean, I'm sure he was drunk, but he totally misconstrued everything that was said. "Second-rate hotel in a not-so-hot part of town?" We stayed in the hippest hotel in Amsterdam - you did see my bed, right? We were 10 minutes form almost anywhere in the city we wanted to go, we just weren't near the much stuffier hotels where some of the other bloggers stayed.
Not only did whatshisface latch on to our group, he must have missed me leading the way to the club if he thinks we were at all lost. Mr Grabby Hands actually decided to get lost after he made a pass at every single person in our gorup, including me, and was turned down cold. He went off and disappeared into the night without saying goodbye. Maybe he saw someone else to starfuck...
It's so funny how all these people say to your face how badly they wished they had been picked to come on the trip, then trash the whole thing on the internets.
Sour grapes, indeed.
When Does the Fun End?

Silly Band Dudes
So, Black Magic Sound Group, the band that played after Esque last night at the Buc are a bunch of douchebags.
I was talking to one of the guys in the band and he asked me to hang out after the show, I told him that me and some friends were going back to my house and he asked if the band could crash. Taking pity on these guys, I said sure and gave him my number.
I had 4 people at my (small) house already when they finally showed up after calling for directions 3 times. But I guess we didn't have enough beer, drugs or females, cause they went out onto the front porch supposedly to smoke, but one of them got a phone call from some other girls from the show and they got in their car and just left without saying anything.
But they left all of their sleeping gear behind - so they had to come back and send in one dude to apologize.
What a bunch of dumbasses.
Here's some pics form last night...




Photos of Viva L'American Deathray
February 22, 2006
The Official Saturday Night Poster
Word travels fast over the internets:

Friday Night In Amsterdam
Ok, so here are the highlights of my Friday night on my trip.
Friday afternoon I left my hotel and went for a walk around Leidseplein. I know this area well from previous trips. I headed for The Rookies and ordered a Northern Lights joint and a beer. I have been to this particular coffee shop several times, they actually have a bar which a lot of coffee shops do not, anyway, i just found out it's also a hotel. That's pretty cool! Check out The Rookies Video.
So, it seemed to me that the other bloggers weren't much into checking out the reefer scene, but I wasn't going to pass up the opportunity. I'm not much of a pot smoker in the states, a fact that can be widely verified, but hell, when in Rome Amsterdam...
Anyway, I hung out at the bar and ended up striking up a conversation with an artist form Atlanta who had recently moved to Amsterdam to work. I think his name was John, but who knows. I spent some time reading my I Amsterdam guidebook and started to get really excited about my trip. I decided right then what I was going to do that evening: eat magic mushrooms and go to The Van Gogh Museum. So, I went and bought Hawaiian Mushrooms from the Smart Shop next door and then headed back to The Lloyd Hotel to meet up with David and Trent.
When I arrived I told the guys about my plan and that The Van Gogh didn't close on Fridays until 10PM, so it was the perfect place to go that evening. They agreed and we text messaged Danielle and her husband Josh to meet us there. When we arrived, I was weary of shaking hands with the new folks and then saying, "Pardon me while I ingest these mushrooms."
So, I sent the guys ahead to meet up with the others and then stopped at a garbage can to open my little package. I had almost put the first bite in my mouth when i felt a tap on the shoulder from a Police Officer. Keeping my hand right in front of my mouth I turned my head towards him as he said, "What are you doing?"
What else could I say but, "'Eating Mushrooms?"
I don't know what else he said, he really didn't speak Engligh, he just motioned for me to move it along.
I caught up to the guys but we never saw Danielle and Josh. I went into the bathroom and ate the rest of my package. Let me tell you, there is nothing like waching the rivers and skies in a Van Gogh painting move while you're listening to Impogen Heap on your Ipod. it was an incredible experience that I highly recommend.



Afterwards we went to an Italian restaurant and ate dinner. Then it was off to find a bar to have some drinks. We checked out a cool little Vodka bar near the Flower Market, but it was pretty dead and they started playing Herbie Hancock, circa Beverly Hills Cop Part 1, so we decided to try another place. Just down the street was a really cool looking place called Soho. As soon as we walked in Trent and David looked at each other and said, 'It's a gay bar!"
I was like, "How do you know?"
They were like, "Look around!"
I was like, "Oh..."
The place wasn't very busy so we got our choice of seats upstairs. The whole place was really beautiful, with dark wood and red leather everywhere. We were having a great time, Trent kept getting recognized, and then the most curious thing happened. The lights flashed. The next time we went to the bar to get a drink we were told it was happy hour. At midnight? So my one shot of tequila and vodka tonic turned into two shots of tequila and two vodka tonics, the same was true for my companions - here's the damage:

Around 2 AM we decided to go check out the dance club next to Soho called Exit. It had four levels and four bars, but the best part was making your way too the bathroom. It was a dark winding hallway with no lights with nooks and crannies everywhere. You could just make out naughtiness going on all around you. It was a true experience!!
By the time we were ready to leave, we were all pretty hammered.



All of the pics of me hammered are on Trent's site.
So that was Friday in a nutshell - I'll be back tomorrow with tha Saturday rundown.
Arma Secreta CD Release
Dude, I love Arma Secreta! Quick, can somebody clone me before Saturday?

Saturday Night

After Augustine and The Glass
I'll be getting my boogie on Saturday night...

Back In Effect
Wow, I am gone for 5 days and Memphis has an ice storm and the Skateland on Summer burns down. WTF? Good thing I didn't try to go to the Memphis Roller Derby Girls practice last night! Oh, and the CA has a new web design!! BTW, did you catch the article I wrote on the Feelharmonic? I hate that I missed the party last Friday, but I heard it was off the hook!!
I know that I said that I would detail my trip to Amsterdam today ( i have tons of pictures to post!!!), but I have two articles to write, a million emails to answer, and I need to go pick up my dog from the kennel and unpack, so maybe if I have time later today - in the meantime Trent sent me this -
Where I Will Be Tonight

February 20, 2006
OMW Home
Well, I have just a couple of hours leaft in Holland. My trip has been incredible. I hung out with two of the coolest people on the planet - David from Jossip and Trent from Pink (you can check out his take on our adventure on his blog.) David and I are old friends from our SBC blogger conference in Dallas in September 2004 and Trent and I have been in correspondence for over a year (we were supposed to go see Tori Amos together in NYC last February.)
Anyway, it's around 6 AM over here and those two just left my room. I will try to post more about our adventures and all of the pictures tomorrow - but for now, i really need to pack and go catch my plane!!

You meet The Strangest People In Amsterdam
We ran into this bunch sitting at the table next to us when we went out for Indonesian food...





Frank got some great pictures too.
February 19, 2006
February 17, 2006
So Far, So Good
Last night I met up with Frank Chromewaves and Trent Pink in the lobby of our hotel and we ventured out to get a beer. After exploring the Red Light District for what seemed like hours, I finally spotted a place across the plaza and behind a church and declared, "That's the place."
Later, Frank asked me if I had been in that particular bar before since I seemed so sure of myself when I picked it, I explained that no, it just seemed to have an interesting interior, be populated by young people that looked like locals and wasn't playing crappy eurodisco, so it passd the test...

Anyway, we didn't stay out too late or get too wild because we wanted to get back to our hotel to check out the afterparty for Zita Swoon. When we arrived the lobby was packed with fans and hotel guests alike. I don't really know how big the band is over here in Europe, but they were a nice blend of indie rock and Zap Mama!




So, my room is directly above the lobby/bar/restaurant - and there is a window that looks out directly above where the band wasmset up - if they had been DCFC I would have had the best seat in the house. Anyway, I chatted with the singer for a minute and found out they're from Antwerp. He was a little drunk, that along with the fact that English is not his first language made him come of sounding silly when he was trying to sound cool - it was cute.

I just ordered room service and ate half of a raw hamburger - gross!!

Anyway, I guess i should leave my hotel room and go to a museum or something - not just lay around until its time to hit the bar...and in case you were wondering how the police deal with all the partiers over here - here's a clue:

i just found out The earlies, the Subways and Clap Your Hands Say yeah are all playing this weekend - nice!
February 16, 2006
A Bed Fit For The Whole Effing Royal Family
Although I am not entirely sure that I am totally comfortable with what I've gotten myself into, it's safe to say, "Party in my room tonight!"


Tunnel Clones @ Murphy's
I went to see the Tunnel Clones a couple of weeks ago and took some shitty pictures. I share them wid you now.




More pics here
In Amsterdam
I have arrived at my hotel. but I can't check-in for two hours. I've never understood why flights to Europe don't leave later in the day so that you can arrive closer to check-in time. All I want to do is to crawl into bed and pass out. I pulled m y signature stay out all night move the night before I left, thinking that it would help me sleep on the plane, but it's simply impossible to sleep on a plane unless you are in a window seat.
So, needless to say, i'm pretty deliriously tired right about now. I sat next to the most obnoxious british couple on the plane. They just kept talking, about everything that didn't need to be talked about. They looked through the overpriced airline shopping guide and commented on everything, 'is't that lovely?' "Mum could really use one of those!" "Do you think Marvin would fancy that?"
I realize it was probably just because I was tired but i really wanted to scream at them, 'Will you bloody shut up?"
I flew Northwest on a brand new plane, which I was pretty excited about. I've flown KLM/Northwest to Amsterdam two other times and on the older planes they used to always show some dutch movie on the single 13 inch screen hanging over the ailse, and I could never seem to find the english channel. This new plane had movies and television on demand on individual televisions located on the back of the seat in front of you. I watched North Country and cried a lot, keep in mind I was very tired. I also listened to the new Paul McCartney Album Chaos and Creation. I had listened to half the album before I realized my headphones were not plugged all the way in and I was only hearing one channel, which means I thought the whole album was instrumental - AND NOT BAD!
There's some Belgian rock band, Zita Swoon, staying at my hotel, they have a big gig tonight at The Paradisio and then their afterparty is going to be held at the hotel. i'm sorry but all European rock stars just seem gay. Wait, scratch that, make that all Europeans. And as long as i'm offending people let me just say there is one thing that you can count on throughout the world - middle eastern dudes to drive you around and black dudes to offer you drugs on the street corner. Even when I went to Japan this rule held. So, whatever.
maybe I should get some sleep before I tell you what I really think.
February 14, 2006
Another Day, Another Dollar

February 13, 2006
Valentine's Day
I am always surprised by the emphasis so many people put on Valentine's Day and the difficulty many women have with not having anyone special in their lives when it comes around. I assume that it doesn't register with me because I was in two relationships totalling almost 11 years and was never alone for Valentine's in my twenties and it still didn't seem like such a big deal. Maybe I was just with very unimaginative companions.
Anyway, Drue and I began celebrating Valentine's last night by attending a dirty valentine card making party and watching homemade black porn found in an abandoned house in Frayser. It was worth watching for the pizza scene alone. Then we crashed Davis McCain's surprise party at The Madison Flame, and finished our night off with a little jazz at The Deli. I meant to stop by the Antique Curtains show at Murphy's, but I knew that would turn into an all night affair.
Anywho, if you come to The Hi-tone tomorow night for the Harlan T. Bobo show you may be the lucky recipient of one of my cards.
See ya there!
February 12, 2006
Save Libertyland!!!

February 7, 2006
Gerorge Carlin's Bill Mahr's New Rules For 2006
I know I promised to post the rock pictures from over the weekend, but I'm lazy, and you know what else? I'm okay with that.
Read this for now:
1. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.
2. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?
3. New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.
4. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball
cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your
idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.
5. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
6. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket - water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
7. New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
8. New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.
9. New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter"again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
10. New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
11. New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."
12. New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.
13. New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.
14. New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
15. New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom
attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
16. New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
February 6, 2006
Cat Power Cancelled
So, a little birdy told me this show was going to be cancelled, but I promised not to say anything until it went official. According to the Gibson Lounge website, I guess it is:
The CAT POWER show for February 11 has been CANCELLED.
Due to health concerns, Chan has been advised not to tour and all of the currently scheduled dates have been cancelled. If you have purchased advance tickets, Musictoday will be refunding your money this week. At this time there are no plans to reschedule any show dates. If we are able to book a future CAT POWER show at The Lounge, we will post information on our website immediately. Our thoughts are with Chan at this time, and we hope to see her back on tour soon.
Oh, well, at least now Doug Easley can play The Luv Clowns show on February 18th!!!
Lots More To Come Today
In the meantime, this showed up in my inbox:
Pittsburg wins the Super Bowl and Memphis wins the Tennessee Tax Bowl
Memphis is NUMBER ONE with the HIGHESTProperty Tax Rate in the State of Tennessee with an even greater margin of “victory” than last year.
Tennessee Tax Revolt, Inc., (TTR) an all-volunteer, non-profit, non-partisan, statewide taxpayer advocacy group, today awarded the City of Memphis the dubious distinction of Winner of the 2006 Tennessee Tax Bowl. Memphis competed with four hundred and four (404) city and county tax jurisdictions around the state and came out on top with a combined city/county property tax rate of $7.47. Memphis is now $1.38 ahead of the second place city, increasing last year’s lead over the second place city by 22 cents. Shelby County held five of the top ten places. When it comes to high property taxes, Shelby County is the champ.
Property tax rates in the two adjacent counties, Tipton and Fayette, averaged less than half of those in Memphis and Shelby County. For example, the combined city/county taxes on a $150,000 house in the City of Memphis are $2,801. The taxes on the same house in an unincorporated area of Fayette County, where the rate is $1.74, will be $653 or 76% less.
Rank County City 2005
Property Tax Rate
1 SHELBY MEMPHIS $7.47
2 MORGAN OAKDALE $6.09
3 SHELBY GERMANTOWN $5.63
4 KNOX KNOXVILLE $5.50
5 FRANKLIN TULLAHOMA $5.43
6 COFFEE MANCHESTER $5.41
7 SHELBY BARTLETT $5.40
8 SHELBY COLLIERVILLE $5.37
9 COFFEE TULLAHOMA $5.37
10 SHELBY MILLINGTON $5.32
11 MADISON HUMBOLDT $5.30
12 ANDERSON OAK RIDGE $5.23
13 HAWKINS KINGSPORT $5.20
14 HAMILTON CHATTANOOGA $5.09
15 SHELBY ARLINGTON $5.09
16 MORGAN OLIVER SPGS $5.03
17 HAMILTON LOOKOUT MTN $4.90
18 DAVIDSON RIDGETOP $4.89
19 MARSHALL CHAPEL HILL $4.89
20 CARTER ELIZABETHTON $4.86
Ok, i;ve done my civic duty, now stay tuned for more rock pictures.
February 2, 2006
SXSW Here I Come
I just got my first party invite - keep 'em coming.
Where I Will Be Friday
