Peter Thiel’s Palantir built ICE an app with confidence scores on people’s addresses. $60M in contracts while Thiel’s protégé JD Vance sits as VP. This is the surveillance state’s tech stack.
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The Fed Just Gave Wall Street $420 Billion and Hoped You Wouldn’t Notice
The Fed handed Wall Street $420B through a program unused for 5 years, lifted the borrowing cap, and won’t tell us which banks needed it until 2028. Totally normal behavior.
Read MoreRenee Nicole Good Was Still Alive
She still had a pulse. A doctor wanted to help. ICE said “I don’t care.” Then the DOJ investigated her widow instead of her killer.
Read MoreThe Trump Family Guide to Managing Dementia
Fred Trump spent his last years signing blank papers in a fake office while his kids drained his empire. The playbook looks familiar.
Read MoreTrump’s Deportation Force Can’t Do Sit-Ups or Pass Basic Tests
ICE recruits are failing open-book tests, showing up with gang tattoos and pending gun charges, and can’t do sit-ups. Same admin that declared a national emergency over immigrant truckers who can’t read English. The hypocrisy writes itself.
Read MoreSenate Republicans Give Trump Unlimited War Powers After He Yells At Them
Hawley and Young voted against requiring congressional approval for war after being assured Trump would seek congressional approval for war. The logic is airtight if you don’t think about it.
Read MoreRed States Are the Welfare Queens
Blue states could commit billions in fraud and STILL send more to Washington than they get back. But sure, blame immigrants.
Read MoreHarvard’s $57 Billion Lie
Harvard isn’t facing a money crisis. It’s making a values decision, and it tells you exactly where higher education is headed.
Read MoreThe Shadow Strategist: The Dark Force Behind Trump’s New Political Playbook
This Trump administration situation has turned into a political psychological thriller with all the subtlety of an M. Night Shyamalan movie. We’re watching Trump and Musk ham it up for cameras while the real mastermind lurks in shadows. They’re setting off smoke bombs while the master thief slips away with democratic norms in a briefcase.
Read MoreDemocrats Can’t Win by Playing Republican Dress-Up
Democrats can’t beat Republicans by turning into their awkward twin. It’s like showing up to a bar fight with a Nerf bat – nobody’s scared, and you’re just embarrassing yourself. The real prize is the millions of Americans who’ve ghosted the voting booth entirely, not the tiny sliver of undecided moderates.
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