Hegseth Kicked Out the Queers to Replace Them With Potheads and Old Dudes

The Army’s recruiting crisis reveals exactly what the trans ban was always about

The Army is so desperate for bodies right now that they’ll take your 42-year-old joints and your weed conviction – but not your trans identity.

In case you missed the news, the Army just rewrote its enlistment rules, effective next month, raising the maximum age from 35 to 42 and dropping the Pentagon-level waiver requirement for a single marijuana possession conviction. No more waiting 24 months to enlist. No more drug tests before your waiver gets approved. One pot bust? You’re fine. Come on in.

The official reason is technical talent. Angela Chipman, chief of military personnel accessions, told reporters they’re looking for “a more mature audience” with experience in fields like cybersecurity and engineering. Warrant officers with “extreme technical capabilities.” Makes sense on paper.

But the Army missed its recruiting goals in 2022 and 2023 by significant margins. In 2022, it missed by 25%. The changes happening now – the age cap, the drug waivers, the prep courses for recruits who can’t pass fitness tests – are all part of a billion-dollar rebuild of the recruiting pipeline. The Army is widening the door because it needs warm bodies with the right skills, and the current pool isn’t cutting it.

Now zoom out for a second.

While the Army is loosening rules for older applicants and people with drug records, Pete Hegseth kicked out thousands of trans service members who met every qualification standard and were already serving. The Supreme Court cleared the way for the ban last May. The Pentagon’s own X account celebrated with “NO MORE TRANS AT THE DOD.”

An analysis of the policy found that discharging roughly 15,000 trans troops and replacing their expertise would take 20 years and cost $18 billion. Eighteen billion dollars to un-recruit people you already trained.

So we’re stretching eligibility to 42-year-olds and waving through pot convictions – because the military needs skilled people it can’t find – while simultaneously firing skilled people it already has. The recruiting crisis Pete Hegseth helped create is now being patched with exactly the kind of expanded eligibility his administration was supposed to be too principled for.

The part that should make you actually furious: marijuana is still illegal under federal law. You can have a conviction for it and join the Army. You cannot be transgender and join the Army. The message is not subtle.

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