Kash Patel Got Hacked by Iran After Firing the Team That Tracks Iran

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Three FBI breaches in March, one pattern of catastrophic leadership

You might have read that the head of the FBI got his personal Gmail hacked by an Iranian state-linked group last week, and the photos they published tell you everything you need to know about how seriously Kash Patel takes this job.

There are photos of him posing in front of a mirror, holding a bottle of rum. There he is with a cigar. There he is next to an antique sports car. It’s not the content of a man running the world’s premier law enforcement agency. It’s the content of a LinkedIn influencer who went to one too many networking events.

But the Gmail thing isn’t even the main story. It’s the third breach at the FBI this month alone.

The first one hit on February 17, when FBI analysts noticed something wrong in the log data for the Digital Collection System Network – the internal platform the bureau uses to manage wiretaps and FISA warrants. The system that holds surveillance data on active FBI targets, the names and phone numbers of people under investigation, the metadata that tells foreign adversaries exactly who the U.S. government is watching.

Suspected Chinese government hackers got in through a supply-chain exploit, bypassing FBI defenses entirely by going through a commercial ISP the bureau used as a vendor. The White House, NSA, and DHS all joined the investigation. That’s not the guest list for a minor incident.

The second breach came March 11, when Reuters revealed a foreign hacker had accessed Jeffrey Epstein investigation files on an FBI server back in 2023. The bureau had suppressed that detail for three years.

Three breaches. One month. One director.

Just days before the United States launched its military operation in Iran, Patel fired a dozen agents from CI-12, the counterintelligence unit specifically tasked with monitoring Iranian threats. Not because they did anything wrong. Because they’d worked on the Mar-a-Lago documents case. Patel kneecapped the team assigned to track Iranian operatives right before we went to war with Iran, and then Iran-linked hackers breached his email two weeks later. Handala said, explicitly, that the Patel hack was retaliation for the FBI seizing their domains after the Stryker attack.

The unit that would have been tracking Handala? Gone.

MS NOW found that in four separate instances, Patel’s decision to fire FBI agents came within hours or days of unflattering press coverage about him personally. He took a government jet to Scotland to play golf. He took a government jet to the Winter Olympics in Italy, was caught on video drinking beer and chanting with the hockey team, and then told reporters it was a business trip.

When the jet-to-the-Olympics story broke, he fired more people. The FBI Agents Association said the purges were “without precedent in the modern history of the bureau” and that Patel had “disregarded the law and launched a campaign of erratic and arbitrary retribution.”

Three former FBI agents filed a class-action lawsuit this week on behalf of all agents fired since January 2025, alleging politically motivated retaliation. The plaintiffs include agents who worked on the investigation into January 6 and Trump’s attempt to overturn the 2020 election. They were fired, per the suit, not for misconduct, but for doing their jobs.

The FBI’s own response to the personal email hack was a masterclass in institutional spin. “The information in question is historical in nature and involves no government information,” the bureau said in a statement. Which is technically true and completely beside the point.

The director of the FBI is getting hacked by groups the FBI is actively trying to prosecute, while the unit that tracks those groups has been gutted, while the wiretap infrastructure is compromised, while experienced agents are being fired in batches for working legal cases.

The FBI put Patel’s name on the building. The hackers put his name on their list. Same week.

Sources